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[[ When charming 泰仔 becomes sissy ]]
Yan: Today goin to 1U?
Kong: Yes, you wana come?
Yan: Let me check with my mum 1st... I think I'll go MV Jusco to buy grocery with my mum. Thanks.
(5 seconds later)
Yan: Hey, pick me up when you're on your way to 1U.
Kong: You changed your mind, what happened?
Yan: Yea, my mum fat sun geng. She don't want to MV anymore.
Kong: O.K, I'll give you a call when I arrive.
Our well known Charming Kong aka 泰仔, was carrying the
toilet roll all the way from old wings to new wings.
He even stop down and post sissy look to let
me have a clear shoot with my camera.
Talk Cock 2:
We went to Jusco to buy some grocery.
Kong: Eh.. you use this brand also ar? * pointing at the toilet roll
Yan: Yes ar... do you?
Kong: How come 1? * stupid question
Yan: We stay so near, just next door only ma...* totally not related to the topic and started to talk cock.
Kong: That does not consider near la... you have to travel 20 mins to reach my house la..
(5 seconds later)
Kong: Why buy so many toilet paper?
Yan: My house so big, have to la... but you know, there are too many toilets in my house and the distance are very far. I have to take motorcycle to the nearest toilet. More over I have no time to check it 1 by 1.
Kong: Ya wor... why not hire 20 maids to help you check on the toilet?
Yan: You tough I stay in factory ar? * getting back to normal
Kong: "Damn, leng luiz walk passed me and
seeing me like this. How to kau lui ar??"
Talk Cock 3:
While waiting at the paying counter.
Kong: Hey, when are we going to continue our game? * Chinese chess
Yan: After this come to my house lo... * think of nothing, just simply answer to entertain him only
Kong: Sure your house got the chess set? Do you have soft drinks at your house? Do you have 50 cents soft drinks at your house?
Yan: Later we drop by Chun's office and get the cans from him.Better don't la, he's busy this whole week.
Yan: BTW, have to find the chess set 1st, don't know where i chucked it.
Kong: In that case, come my house la.. I got few sets in all kind of sizes.. got this size.. this la.. that la.. bla.. bla.. bla..
Yan: Why not go to your house and collect the chess set then come to my house leh, my house got soft drinks wor ?
Kong: Why not go your house collect the drinks then come to my house play chess?
Can't continue anymore, so decided to end hilarious conversation.
Do I look like Rambo? Right hand carrying a Bazooka
and left hand carrying a plastic bag of grenades.
Kong: Yes, you wana come?
Yan: Let me check with my mum 1st... I think I'll go MV Jusco to buy grocery with my mum. Thanks.
(5 seconds later)
Yan: Hey, pick me up when you're on your way to 1U.
Kong: You changed your mind, what happened?
Yan: Yea, my mum fat sun geng. She don't want to MV anymore.
Kong: O.K, I'll give you a call when I arrive.
Our well known Charming Kong aka 泰仔, was carrying thetoilet roll all the way from old wings to new wings.
Talk Cock 1:
We went to Padini, there were an old junk Mini Minor parked as a display unit.
Kong: Yan, why don't you park the Mini minor at your house?
Yan: Coz I don't have space to accommodate this car.
Kong: Ya wor, you already got so many cars parked in your house. Told you to buy a bigger 1 lar...
Yan: Aiyo.., My house consider very big liao... Just got lost 7 times last week only...
We went to Padini, there were an old junk Mini Minor parked as a display unit.
Kong: Yan, why don't you park the Mini minor at your house?
Yan: Coz I don't have space to accommodate this car.
Kong: Ya wor, you already got so many cars parked in your house. Told you to buy a bigger 1 lar...
Yan: Aiyo.., My house consider very big liao... Just got lost 7 times last week only...
He even stop down and post sissy look to letme have a clear shoot with my camera.
We went to Jusco to buy some grocery.
Kong: Eh.. you use this brand also ar? * pointing at the toilet roll
Yan: Yes ar... do you?
Kong: How come 1? * stupid question
Yan: We stay so near, just next door only ma...* totally not related to the topic and started to talk cock.
Kong: That does not consider near la... you have to travel 20 mins to reach my house la..
(5 seconds later)
Kong: Why buy so many toilet paper?
Yan: My house so big, have to la... but you know, there are too many toilets in my house and the distance are very far. I have to take motorcycle to the nearest toilet. More over I have no time to check it 1 by 1.
Kong: Ya wor... why not hire 20 maids to help you check on the toilet?
Yan: You tough I stay in factory ar? * getting back to normal
Kong: "Damn, leng luiz walk passed me andseeing me like this. How to kau lui ar??"
Talk Cock 3:
While waiting at the paying counter.
Kong: Hey, when are we going to continue our game? * Chinese chess
Yan: After this come to my house lo... * think of nothing, just simply answer to entertain him only
Kong: Sure your house got the chess set? Do you have soft drinks at your house? Do you have 50 cents soft drinks at your house?
Yan: Later we drop by Chun's office and get the cans from him.Better don't la, he's busy this whole week.
Yan: BTW, have to find the chess set 1st, don't know where i chucked it.
Kong: In that case, come my house la.. I got few sets in all kind of sizes.. got this size.. this la.. that la.. bla.. bla.. bla..
Yan: Why not go to your house and collect the chess set then come to my house leh, my house got soft drinks wor ?
Kong: Why not go your house collect the drinks then come to my house play chess?
Can't continue anymore, so decided to end hilarious conversation.
Do I look like Rambo? Right hand carrying a Bazookaand left hand carrying a plastic bag of grenades.
The Coxford Singlish Dictionary:
Talk Cock - A term meaning either to talk nonsense or engage in idle banter.
Talk Cock - A term meaning either to talk nonsense or engage in idle banter.
[[ When Macho becomes Sissy! ]]
Who has such power that could make someone having such huge transformation?!
Despite giving an arrogant face with the "international sign", Yanny couldn't hide his gentle sissy side while carrying the IKEA "auntie" bag...
IKEA of course!
Despite giving an arrogant face with the "international sign", Yanny couldn't hide his gentle sissy side while carrying the IKEA "auntie" bag...IKEA of course!
